Had you asked me yesterday how many pilot episodes there were of the original Star Trek television series I’d have said two. And would have argued any other answer provided with a sneering superiority.
And then I read this press release announcing yet another unaired Star Trek pilot had been found (remember when they “found” THE CAGE?):
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (November 12, 2009) – “When we first discovered the original film print existed, we jumped at the chance to give STAR TREK fans the opportunity to add this never aired pilot to their collections,” said Ken Ross, executive vice president and general manager of CBS Home Entertainment. “It will be a real treat for fans to see and hear how it all could have begun.”
So the big news last week was that the long awaited Star Trek MMO will be released in February 2010. Hot damn, right? Now, the big question… will your system run it?
And more important, will mine?
According to Star Trek Online in a FAQ updated this week:
System Requirements
OS: Windows XP SP2 / Windows Vista / Windows 7 (32 or 64-bit)
CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo 1.8 Ghz or AMD Athlon X2 3800+
Memory: 1GB RAM
Video: NVIDIA GeForce 7950 / ATI Radeon X1800 / Intel HD Graphics
Sound: DirectX 9.0c Compatible Soundcard
DirectX: Version 9.0c or Higher
HDD: 8GB Free Disk Space
Network: Internet Broadband Connection Required
Disc: 6X DVD-ROM
Well, CRAP!
I’m running 1.6 Ghz on my laptop. And I’ve got some Intel video nonsense that doesn’t sound like it’s near cool enough to handle the game.
A fan of the old Star Trek blooper reels and the old Mego action figures, this send-up tickled the pon-farr out of me. Seriously, it makes me wish I still had those old guys hanging around. If only I hadn’t set them on fire/blown them up with m80′s.
Sniff.
While the reel below looks like those TOS blooers, it is actually a preview for a 3-part series found over at Hoserlu Studios.
J.J. Abrams’ re-think of the Star Trek universe was many more times Romulus shatteringly awesome than even the most optimistic Trek geek ever hoped. It re-energized an aging property. Everyone outside (and many within) fandom believed it could not be done. Making more than $380 million in worldwide box office, the film was successful in kindling the flame of Trek-love and guaranteeing a sequel and many more romps through the Trek universe.
The DVD hits store shelves on November 17th. Because we geeked to the movie so hard, we’re offering you the chance to win a copy of the 2-disc special edition DVD complete with digital copy.
But wait! That’s not all.
We’re also throwing in a copy of IDW’s terrific prequel comic Star Trek: Countdown. Countdown tells the story of Spock and Nero fighting to avert the disaster which spawns the events of the film. In thrilling fashion, we are provided the tale of two men from vastly different backgrounds who become allies. We see how allies become bitter enemies.
Countdown enriches the enjoyment of the film, but it’s great on its own.
One lucky winner gets both the DVD and Star Trek: Countdown.
The Deets:
All you gotta do is post your recommendations for the sequel in the comments below.
One entry per person, please.
Winners will be chosen at random.
Items will only be shipped within the continental United States.
You must be 18 or older to enter.
Contest ends Friday, Novemer 20 at 5:00 pm Central time.
Oh, and here’s a snippet of one of the DVD extras… who knew Wil Wheaton was in Trek 2009?
Battlestar Galactica co-creator Ron Moore who also wrote some of the best TNG and DS9 episodes, was recently interviewed at the New York Television Festival. In hilarious fashion, he riffed on Treknobabble.
Harlan Ellison called it Balonium and it existed even back in the TOS days, but TNG took it to new heights. What Moore, and Ellison before him, described is lazy writing. I think it’s what killed the earlier franchise.
Once you start taking shortcuts to plot resolution that essentially mean nothing, all the conflict is meaningless. I’m hoping JJ Abrams has paid attention.
Sure, the fifth biggest movie of the year (so far) won’t hit DVD until November and your chances of catching it in iMax right now are about as good as hitting the lottery, still you can settle in with friends and wax nostalgic about the best franchise reboot since ever. In episode 103 of the Back Seat Producers podcast, the boys deconstruct J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek with a little help from yours truly. It’s a great, good time.