“She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy!”

Yes, that line is uttered in the 2009 remake of Night of the Demons, a gore-filled comedic type horror film featuring a bevy of recognizable actors, including Monica Keena, Edward Furlong, Tiffany Shepis, and Shannon Elizabeth.  In it, a house party goes REALLY bad when dead bodies are found under the house and demons possess the party goers.

It plays like Evil Dead 2, but with sex  It’s a horror movie that remembers what it’s like to not only be fun, but also to take itself seriously enough to make sure it has smart writing and decent acting. Read the rest of this entry »

Hello there, boils and ghouls!  It’s time for another very exciting edition of PAUL’S HORROR FLIX!  Two very different horror films this week, as we delve into both the supernatural and the extraterrestrial with:

• The Fourth Kind
• The Reeds

Are either one of these flicks worth your time?  Will they keep you up at night, looking past your bedroom door for ghosts and aliens?  Find out in my full reviews after the jump!

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Welcome back, boils and ghouls, to a very special edition of PAUL’S HORROR FLIX!  What’s so special with this week’s edition?  Well, how about the sequels to two of the greatest horror films OF ALL TIME?  Yes folks, this week we’re talking about the much anticipated sequels:

• Rec 2
• The Descent: Part 2

How do you make sequels to some of the most intense horror films ever?  Do either of these films live up to the originals?  Or they ruin the memories of the films we’ve come to love?  Find out after the jump!

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Welcome back, boils and ghouls, to a very special edition of PAUL’S HORROR FLIX!  This week, you won’t have to venture to your local video store, or Amazon (or try to import something) to find the movies we’ll be chatting about – you just need to go to your local cinema!  That’s right, we’re discussing theatrical horror this week, with two very different, but still very horrific, movies!

• The Wolfman
• The Crazies

Check out the reviews after the jump, and start saving up money for the matinee!

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Hello there boils and ghouls!  It’s time for another wild and wacky version of PAUL’S MOTHER FRAKIN HORROR FLICKS!  Hell to the yes!  The excitement is boiling over isn’t it?  You’re just sitting there, laptop on the sink as you wait for the body in your bathtub to be eaten away by the battery acid, just DYING to know what movies we’re going to talk about this week.  Well, horror hounds, wonder no more, for today you get THREE horror reviews, of classic (coughmostlyshittycough) 80′s horror madness!

• Madman
• The Funhouse
• Happy Birthday to Me!

What are you waiting for?  A demonic incantation?  Continue reading after the jump!

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Another week, another all-new, all-awesome edition of PAUL’S HORROR FLIX!  As promised, I’m back with a double dose of horror this week, and I decided to step up my game a little bit – sure, last week’s Demonic Toys 2 and Road to L had a small droplet of the red stuff, but this week’s contenders poured on ample amounts of what we like to see in our horror flicks – chunky, gooey, dripping blood and guts!

The two contenders this week are Cabin Fever: The Director’s Cut, out now on blu-ray, and Doghouse (currently only available on import DVD).  How do they measure up?  Find out after the jump!

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Yes folks, after a brief hiatus (our winter finale was on December 29th…heh), we bring you the new season of PAUL’S HORROR FLIX!  What’s changed this time around?  Well, how about a weekly column (every Wednesday) where you get not one, but TWO horror reviews every week!  Check in every Wednesday for your weekly dose of horror goodness!

Today’s contenders?  Demonic Toys 2, the newest film from Full Moon Studios and the sequel to the original cult classic from the 90′s (with Tracy Scoggins), and Road to L, a mysterious, very hard to find Lovecraftian movie that’s garnered critical acclaim from other sites.

Reviews after the jump!

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After hitting critical success with their film Undead, The Spierig Brothers were given not only more money to play with, but an all-star Hollywood cast to fill their toy box.  The result?  Daybreakers, a semi-apocalyptic vampire flick that tells the story of a world where humans are an endangered species, and the world’s vampire population needs to come up with a way to either come up with more blood sometime soon, or a cure to their vampirism.

Daybreakers was released theatrically this past Friday nationwide, and stars Ethan Hawke, Sam Neill, and Willem Dafoe.

Check out my review after the jump!

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